Control Group ([info]control_group) wrote,
@ 2005-12-23 08:04:00
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"Smarter than the average bear" -or- "Might keep pace with chairtommorow. Almost."
Nice.*:

BAKER LAKE, Wash. (AP) — Rain-eeeeer .... Bear? When state Fish and Wildlife agents recently found a black bear passed out on the lawn of Baker Lake Resort, there were some clues scattered nearby — dozens of empty cans of Rainier Beer. The bear apparently got into campers' coolers and used his claws and teeth to puncture the cans. And not just any cans.

"He drank the Rainier and wouldn't drink the Busch beer," said Lisa Broxson, bookkeeper at the campground and cabins resort east of Mount Baker.

Fish and Wildlife enforcement Sgt. Bill Heinck said the bear did try one can of Busch, but ignored the rest.

"He didn't like that (Busch) and consumed, as near as we can tell, about 36 cans of Rainier."

A wildlife agent tried to chase the bear from the campground but the animal just climbed a tree to sleep it off for another four hours. Agents finally herded the bear away, but it returned the next morning.

Agents then used a large, humane trap to capture it for relocation, baiting the trap with the usual: doughnuts, honey and, in this case, two open cans of Rainier. That did the trick.

"This is a new one on me," Heinck said. "I've known them to get into cans, but nothing like this. And it definitely had a preference."


*Yes, this is old news, so my apologies if you've seen it before. I hadn't, and I couldn't resist posting it.




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[info]angrybunnyman
2005-12-23 02:08 pm UTC (link)
That's pretty fantastic there. At least the bear had somewhat acceptable tastes in the throes of that choice.

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[info]control_group
2005-12-23 02:17 pm UTC (link)
Yeah. I haven't had Raineer Beer, so I don't know if it's actually any good...but I know Busch is crap, so I'm on board with the bear at least that far.

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[info]comkilserv
2005-12-23 02:34 pm UTC (link)
it may have [info]chairtommorrow beat as far a recoup-time..

me too..

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[info]assfingers
2005-12-23 03:05 pm UTC (link)
is [info]chairtomorrow known to retreat to a tree for sleeping it off?

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[info]comkilserv
2005-12-23 03:15 pm UTC (link)
no, but i blame that on a lack of trees

not a lack of effort

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Because LJ doesn't have your email... Honor Harrington question
[info]bzoppa
2005-12-27 03:10 am UTC (link)
I thought Baen.com/library had all of the Honor Harrington books, but apparently it just has the first two. How many do you happen to have in ebook? Or, how many can I get from you?

I'm about halfway through the first one, and my library doesn't have the third.

I know you told me to read these ages ago, but better late than never, right?

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