More bread
2 (22.2%)

More Coke
1 (11.1%)

More coffee
3 (33.3%)

More mini Snickers bars
3 (33.3%)

More idiot emails from moronic coworkers explaining to me that I need to help them because they don't have the slightest idea how to perform basic functions of their jobs
0 (0.0%)

Finish processing Kansas
0 (0.0%)

Attempt to discern what, exactly, Jose wants me to do with the problem he described inaccurately, since his proposed solution does not pertain to the actual problem
4 (44.4%)

Try to reschedule the meeting I got stood up for yesterday, so I can finally roll out the DB application I spent most of last month working on
2 (22.2%)

Put everything I need to get done today on the back burner, except the one thing that somebody else wants me to get done in half the time it normally requires because she's leaving for vacation in 1.5 hours
0 (0.0%)

Run around and around in tiny circles at very high speed*
2 (22.2%)

Nothing. I should do nothing, at will be everything I hope it could be
1 (11.1%)

Because they're paying you to care
1 (11.1%)

Because no one else seems to, and somebody'd better
0 (0.0%)

Because the only way to overcome the gross incompetence of various coworkers is with the sort of personal effort that can only be achieved in pursuit of a goal that one truly believes in
5 (55.6%)

Don't bother. Just sort of act like you're pretending to care, and that'll be enough to get by
2 (22.2%)

Because you have been touched by His Noodly Appendages!
1 (11.1%)